NO ONCE STORY

Characters:

Narrator

Robin Hood

Three Little Pigs

Little John

Wolf

Spider-Man

Prince Charming

SCRIPT:

(The Narrator enters.  He/She stands in the middle of the room, and talks to the audience)

Narrator: Good Day Ladies and Gentlemen.  Today, I am going to tell you the story of Robin Hood.  Once upon a time there was an outlaw….

(Little John enters)

Little John: Huh!!! That Robin Hood named me “Little John”. Do I look too little?!?!?! Eh?? What does he think he’s the leader and he can do anything? I help in everything and yet, he calls me “Little”!!! He has no right to do this!!

Narrator:   Hey, what are you doing here? Little John, Leave the stage. See, I’m narrating the story of Robin Hood not yours.

Little John:  Robin Hood has named me incorrectly and I have come to fight against him. I had won the first time and I’ll win this time too. Where is that Hood?

Narrator: Hey, Johnny! You can resolve your fight off stage. Now, go away. Shoo, Shoo. Done? Ok?

(Little John shows a thumbs up.)

Narrator: Thank you!! Oh, god. Such a pain he is.

Now, where was I? Yeah. There was a great outlaw named…..

(Robin Hood enters unexpectedly.)

Robin Hood: Robin Hood!!! Yes, that’s me, folks. I’m the hero here.

(The Narrator interrupts Robin Hood)

Narrator: Wait, wait, wait, O’ great outlaw!  You entered on the wrong time! Didn’t I tell you when to enter? Go back!!  (Looking at the audience) Look at all those people… My, my…. I’m ruined!  I’m going to get fired!

Robin Hood: Not my fault! You instructed me wrongly!! Your fault!! Ok, I’m going back. Start it again! Little John, what are you doing? You were insulting me in front of the audience. Where is he gone? Mr Narrator, can you tell me where is he?

Narrator: He’s waiting for you off stage. He wants to fight with you.

Robin Hood: What? I have become more powerful than him. I’ll beat him this time.

(Robin goes back angrily)

Narrator: Sorry for all that, people. Very sorry. These characters…

3 little pigs: We’re big. We’re fat and we’re hungry. Yes, we’re back, everyone.

Narrator: Listen…. We feel sorry for you…but you came to the wrong story.

Pig 1: Oh, is it so? Then brothers, it’s time to say bye. Oink Oink.

3 little pigs: Bye! Yes, Mr Narrator. We’ll take your leave. Go on, continue. Sorry.

(Pigs exit.)

Narrator: Ok. Nobody’s letting me tell the real story of Robin Hood, I’ll make one myself.  I will give  up till my voice is inaudible to anyone!

(Robin Hood and Little John enter)  

Robin Hood: Oh… really?

You made us fight!! Didn’t you?

Little John: He’s with that bad king. Let’s beat him up. He’s the culprit.

Narrator: Watch your words, you two. Yes, so the outlaws got into a big fight that Robin Hood’s the best. Little John challenges him for a fight. Robin Hood accepts the challenge and they fight. Ok, Robin and John. Start your fight.

(A very good fight with the sword. Robin Hood wins.)

Robin Hood: I Won I Won!!!!!! Johnny, sorry, but you lose!! This time, I won. Better luck next time.

Little John: This was your lucky day, Hoody.

Narrator:  Robin Hood wins the challenge.…….

(Spider Man enters. He interrupts the Narrator. Spiderman comes singing: Spiderman, Spiderman, Look out for the Spiderman. Show off your webs, Spidey)

Spider-Man: I am so strong! I am invincible! I am Spider-Man, protector of the weak and unfortunate. I am sure that someone here needs me!

Narrator: I know it, Spidey. Good Spider. We don`t need you…not right now. Later, Spidey.  Don’t show off your webs because you see, the stage is getting messy. Can you please leave because I’m working!

(Background music slowly: Spiderman, Spiderman, I am now a sad Spiderman.)

Narrator: Robin Hood and Little John further go into the forests and find a wolf and Prince Charming fighting.

(The wolf jumps onto the narrator and starts biting him.)

Narrator: Somebody help me! Aah!

Prince Charming: I shall come to save you. This wolf is crossing all limits. Yaaah!! (with his sword coming towards the narrator)

(Spiderman enters and defeats both the prince and wolf. Wraps them in his web.)

Spiderman (looking towards the narrator): They’re done, sir. I’ll leave.

(Spiderman exits singing: I am a good Spiderman!)

Narrator: The outlaws free the Prince Charming and the wolf. They are now friends. They join the outlaws

Robin Hood: Our Sherwood forest is on fire. Come on, outlaws. We’ll put this fire out.

All except Robin: Yes, sir.

Narrator: The outlaws try to put the fire out but they couldn’t do it. They call 3 little pigs...

(Spider-Man enters the room yelling)

Spider-Man: And don’t forget me!

Narrator: They unite together and put the fire out. And now, they lived happily ever after!

-Me and Achintya